3 word story

Anarchy ruled Luxembourg

untill the weed

started to kill

little puppies with

with an enourmus

Hammer of Pies!

Clouds gathered upon

the city of

Ettelbrük, very well

said a random

stoner who was

the God of

monkeys, purple and

pink policemen came

to get high

and to do

the samba dance

with kings and

queens too, while

the joker runs

around franticly, because

a raging hard-on

It all began when mujina started Hull Breach, then many other pilots started posting on and no one even remotely thought of playing the someone's life so the forum got confused at this cause it made me crazy now.
and doomed the cute little kitten that walks around limping because White Cut of his own penis while shaving his pubes while the kitten got fucked by falling over hard because Mujina was sleeping in the sewer beneath White's house, then the slime monster of doom kiled him leaving the cat utterly defenceless.
The big bad wolf named Wulfstan, owned a Fiat Panda, which sucked because it owned so little horsepower.
Beer didn't exist anymore, which made beer a fairy tale.
Banning beer sucks horse butts, the man who banned candy from children died shortly after training to be the most awesome.
But his understanding of awesome was below the average frog population.
The king of nuts loves nuts so he sucked in all his nuts and then his head slowly started vibrating strangely, until hell freezed after grandma came.
Then she baked cookies with cocaine, which was ment to be given too to grandpa, he kinda jumped with a plate spagetti while tripping balls into the soup, what a day!
The next morning Donkey Kong came and knocked out the goverment, then and to do the samba dance with kings and queens too, while the joker runs around franticly, because a raging hard-on




(I detect some strange turns in our story sofar )

MMM...Can I

have a pie?